August 2012
We Come In Pieces: Oh this bitch →
gentlemeninperil:
kishmet:
gentlemeninperil:
kishmet:
kishmet:
gentlemeninperil:
majinvageater:
gentlemeninperil:
“You were born, eh, mebbe… eighty, eighty, no, seventy-nine… eighty-one?”
Wow so there’s a reason you’re single and living in Mexico City with your mother
Buying her cupcakes and shit
Assjacket
this is…
YOU’RE LIKE A BABY
A TINY BABY KIT…TEN
HOW ARE YOU...
Watchzeph317th:
oraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
That’s exactly what Chloe would do. Although, she has promised to wait a day to make sure I’ve actually kicked it before she starts gnawing on my body. All bets are off if she gets extra hungry.
Lily worries when I throw up but she expresses this by clawing at me and applying as much saliva to my face as possible
puppyluver43:
I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
We Come In Pieces: Oh this bitch →
gentlemeninperil:
kishmet:
kishmet:
gentlemeninperil:
majinvageater:
gentlemeninperil:
“You were born, eh, mebbe… eighty, eighty, no, seventy-nine… eighty-one?”
Wow so there’s a reason you’re single and living in Mexico City with your mother
Buying her cupcakes and shit
Assjacket
this is…
YOU’RE LIKE A BABY
A TINY BABY KIT…TEN
HOW ARE YOU EVEN ON A COMPUTER
IT’S A...
Gotta Have All Eyes On You: Reblog if you're a... →
bounddreamer:
kishmet:
bounddreamer:
kishmet:
bounddreamer:
zorely-rose:
lillithlight:
dontbesuchajackwazzpardus:
zorely-rose:
kishmet:
zorely-rose:
And tell me your author name, so I know who you all are on here! ^^
LMAO I tried to reblog with “NO I REFUSE TO REBLOG”
but instead I pressed enter in the middle of…
‘n stuff
wait who are you again
I’m nobody *waves...
We Come In Pieces: Oh this bitch →
kishmet:
gentlemeninperil:
majinvageater:
gentlemeninperil:
“You were born, eh, mebbe… eighty, eighty, no, seventy-nine… eighty-one?”
Wow so there’s a reason you’re single and living in Mexico City with your mother
Buying her cupcakes and shit
Assjacket
this is…
YOU’RE LIKE A BABY
A TINY BABY KIT…TEN
HOW ARE YOU EVEN ON A COMPUTER
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
gentlemeninperil:
norcalnoise:
beeteljuice:
pichiru:
I will be remembered
oh
well okay
Oh this bitch
gentlemeninperil:
majinvageater:
gentlemeninperil:
“You were born, eh, mebbe… eighty, eighty, no, seventy-nine… eighty-one?”
Wow so there’s a reason you’re single and living in Mexico City with your mother
Buying her cupcakes and shit
Assjacket
this is interesting
how old are you actually
this is not something i have contemplated
I WAS BORN IN 89 OMF
not that it matters much
I...
Gotta Have All Eyes On You: Reblog if you're a... →
bounddreamer:
kishmet:
bounddreamer:
zorely-rose:
lillithlight:
dontbesuchajackwazzpardus:
zorely-rose:
kishmet:
zorely-rose:
And tell me your author name, so I know who you all are on here! ^^
LMAO I tried to reblog with “NO I REFUSE TO REBLOG”
but instead I pressed enter in the middle of…
‘n stuff
wait who are you again
I’m nobody *waves away*
A nobody who needs to...
That awkward moment when you're on the internet...
right now
Gotta Have All Eyes On You: Reblog if you're a... →
bounddreamer:
zorely-rose:
lillithlight:
dontbesuchajackwazzpardus:
zorely-rose:
kishmet:
zorely-rose:
And tell me your author name, so I know who you all are on here! ^^
LMAO I tried to reblog with “NO I REFUSE TO REBLOG”
but instead I pressed enter in the middle of…
‘n stuff
wait who are you again
July 2012
Reblog if you're a writer on THF
zorely-rose:
And tell me your author name, so I know who you all are on here! ^^
LMAO I tried to reblog with “NO I REFUSE TO REBLOG”
but instead I pressed enter in the middle of replying SO I GUESS I’M REBLOGGING ANYWAY
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're...
YUP
Pooh is all like “twincest fuck yissss”
This Diva Needs Her Stage: altairbutts:... →
altairbutts:
wannabebatman:
waverlys:
monica-geller:
i cannot stop laughing because i was just talking today about how australia has only won 9 medals ever in our history of competing in the winter olympics and my dad just informed me that one of the medals was because…
Oh shit the way he lifts his arms in victory at the end
“BEST. RACE. EVER!”
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
rosalarian:
fuckyeahhardfemme:
person: she— me: it’s he. person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate— me: yeah, it also says ’ 8lbs, 6 oz ‘— a lot has changed over the years
Oh SNAP that is the best comeback I’ve ever heard!!!
o damn I have to remember this one
